Wednesday, 26 December 2012


COAST SURF SHOP, is now stocking Emmas classic prints of the Jurassic Coast/Dorset area. They include some beautiful shots of the waves and landscapes of K-Bay and much more! u can also check them out online. A little something to spend yaw xmas money on?

Tuesday, 25 December 2012


MC top DC bottom, the guys that made all things possible to us Disciples. Thanks can never be a big enough word!!. Beautifull artwork by Jacob Campbell

Saturday, 22 December 2012


Magic seaweed's surf forecasts are so inacurate its fucking laughable!!!. I dont know where they get there info, but i now deem it pointless to look at there site, bring back the BBC low pressure charts and i'll work it out for myself !.


Brainchild of Matt Grainger a new aproach to HULL technology, shaped by Matt and finished @ the prestigious Laminations Factory in St Agnes cornwall.These boards take a lot of explaining,so you had better talk to Matt!!

Friday, 21 December 2012

APOCALYPSE --NAH! {mayans caught bullshitting}

Well it didnt happen,so i guess were safe until the next load of cobblers comes up, probably from david {fucking} icke.

Friday, 14 December 2012

The "Jellystone" Caper

As usual the best ones went unridden!

Sunny Days

On such a shitty English day i thought i'd cheer ya'll up, cote de basque france, september this year xx

Saturday, 8 December 2012


Shock jock minor celebs, Mel Greig and Michael Christian have taken it to a new level in their quest for the big time? I bet they laughed their arses of at their hilarious prank trying to acsess Kate Middleton in their quest for fame! by all accounts a very decent and capable lady has taken her own life and left a family bereft of a mother! im gutted by what has happened as a result of MEL and MICHAELS actions and the radio station for allowing it? this is ecxatly why the press needs regulating!!!!!!!!. i hope they both crawl into a hole and die.

Friday, 7 December 2012

Kohl Christenson

Latest Bonzer convert is big wave nutter Kohl Christenson, who has had his 10'0'' Patagonia Gun converted to the Bonzer 5 set up {not the board above}. As the americans say it has been retro-fitted with the Bonzer 5 system,so wont have the magic concave system like a true Bonzer would, apparently he is FREAKING about its performance!!, I think an out and out Bonzer is in the pipeline{no pun intended} which should go even better?. his could be the edge that BIG wave surfers are looking for?. cheers Guy.

Thursday, 6 December 2012

Monday, 3 December 2012


KS has had his house Burgled on the north shore! The swines only took the best stuff as you can see, including his Malcolm Campbell Bonzer!!!. Kelly had been charging PIPE on this board in preperation for the contest, speculation about him using it in the comp was rife!!, another cruel twist of fate in the Bonzer saga ?. However a demo 5'11'' is on its way to Hawaii along with Taylor Knox's new bonzer so we may still see some Bonzer action at Pipe.

Saturday, 24 November 2012


These are the last boards i have for sale, and jolly nice they are too! From left to right-- EGG with EB5 wing 6'8'' x 20 3/4'' x 2 11/16'' clear/speedcoat @ £560. RUSS SHORT 6'8'' x 20 3/4'' x 2 3/4'' resin tint/gloss polish @ £650. RUSS SHORT Light Vehicle 6'4'' x 20 1/4'' x 2 1/2'' resin tint/gloss polish @ £670. OCTAFISH 6'2'' x 21'' x 2 5/8'' spray/gloss polish @ £650. OCTAFISH 6'0'' x 21'' x 2 9/16'' spray/gloss polish @ £650. Just right for your loved one at XMAS!! if you have any further queries gimmee a bell on 0774 921 0094 luv, GUY. ps all boards are shaped by Malcolm Campbell!! accept no substitute !!.

Thursday, 22 November 2012


HIC pro winner Sunny Garcia has ordered a Bonzer which is being shipped to Hawaii, now thats a match made in heaven!!!

Tuesday, 20 November 2012


About to be shipped to Ireland are Fergal Smith's new BONZERS!!!!. Fergal was exposed to Bonzers by my friend and Bonzer Addict ELVIS who lives in Ireland, he lent Fergal a Russ Short Bonzer for Rileys and other mad waves! well the inevitable happened and the Bonzer got snapped, but not before a lot of heavy waves were ridden by Fergal and others on the Bonzer. Fergal, i'm told loved the way they rode, as those in the know will tell you, and I made the call to Malcolm to get some shaped for for him after consulting with Elvis, who strangely was still laughing about Fergal being the Architect of his beloved Bonzers demise??, his argument was it went out in a blaze of glory!!, Elvis is a Kool bloke!. Malcolm is stoked as, Fergal is a young chap who is looking outside the box with his equipment.Cant wait for some photos and feedback when the boards are ridden?!. The dimensions are-- Mini-Merk with swallow tail and E-wing-- 5'8'' x 19 1/2'' x 2 5/16'' and Bonzer Light Vehicle-- 6' 2'' x 19 1/4'' x 2 1/4''.

Wednesday, 7 November 2012


Tomorrow (thursday) at 8 o'clock at the above, the ORIGINAL founders of the Wessex surf club giving a talk on the origins of south coast surfing, how cool is that!!, I neva go out the house theses days but wouldnt miss this for the world!! live music + surf films do urself a favour and get down there! I HAVE SPOKEN !! luv Guy.